Anonymous whispered: are there real rednecks where you live and if so what are they like?


Well, living in a town that’s almost in the middle of nowhere on the line of Tennessee, you end up encountering and being submerged in rednecks, hicks, and youth disapppointment

-Homeboys to the left wearing camo shirts and pants and maybe even jumpsuits if they’re feeling ready to pull out a rifle and hunt deer at any moment

-Homeboys to the right struttin those cowboy boots and Budweiser beer snapbacks as they take photos of themselves fishing on Instagram and caption them “Catch us self a little catfish dinner”

-Wrestling and Bull Riding are big, but nothing’s bigger than boy’s egos with their supped up trucks and Florida Georgia Line blaring as they rev the engine

-Some are lucky to experience the preachers who indeed chew tobacco likes it’s gum and spit in coke cans because the south is nothing but “Amurrica” and freedom to do whatever is key

-“If it’s not messin with yur relationship with god, then it’s all good”

-“no homo, bro. If guys wear skinny jeans they’re faggots, but boot cut is different, y’all. I can wear bootcut”

-Under Armor is worshipped as well as four wheelers

-Everyone is country music as fuck and thirsty over Iggy Azalea because she represents all #whitewomen in rap music

-Heavy Metal music is satanic unless it’s Christian core :-D

-Everyone who isn’t dating someone or licking someone’s dong is indeed gay which is the worst thing to be said about you here. The curse of the “gay”

-White boys think vaginas actually get loose

-Music inspiration is Kid Rock and Riff Raff

-“Dont you fuck with my boys. We’ll come beat your tail, ass licker. Lemme just get my nike sandals on.”

-Call anyone of a different decent from the Middle East “towel heads” which is classy

-Lets not forget the racism and guilt they put tryna make it seem like us whities deserve pity from African Americans y’all

-Bootcut jeans and Nike tennis shoes because so vogue

-“lets fuck while listening to Luke Bryan”

-everything smells like axe and chicken litter

-Coors light is the holy trinity of beer products

-Women deserve to be in the kitchen, or if not then “bro you can find another girl who will meet your standards”

-Girls will wear cowboy boots and converse to dances beware


-Goes to Mexican restaurants on Saturday nights after turning the fuck up

-Mooches off others like it’s their job

-“Nah I don’t drink Vodka. That’s pussy shit. I drink Mike Hard’s lemonade.”

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You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.


Chad Dylan Cooper; the greatest actor of our generation.



In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

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Anonymous whispered: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

As she turned to walk away from her past lives, she paused momentarily and looked back in wistful nostalgia. About how in her heartbreak she found freedom, friends, and the ability to look back and laugh at all she had learnt. She now lives life on her own terms and still has fantastic hair. 


Happy 26th Birthday, Rupert Alexander Lloyd Grint (24th August 1988)


Happy Birthday to our Ron Weasley, Rupert Grint! 



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